Am I cool...?

No ur not. Stupid dipsh!t.

"Hey mom, Am I cool...?"
"No ur not, Johnny. Now clean your room"

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022

I See It Now

It's good to see your face again, it's been awhile
How am I doing, Well I get by somehow
You sure look good since your new love came in your life
You know I didn't see that fire in you he's found
Oh but I see it now

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now

Holding him, you never looked more beautiful
Letting go has been so hard on me
And sitting here, it's clear to see what he means to you
The way you look at him, it ain't no mystery
He's all I couldn't be

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now

And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see it now

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 7, 2022

M. I. K

Missing In Kensington

We haven't heard from my roomie at Savage Sisters in dayz, she's prob M. I. K

by Every March 7, 2022

i forgor

i forgor

i forgor

by Lecomzolo August 7, 2021