Grown ass man

Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems

This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.

by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023

37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school

Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man

by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023

the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time

“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Man of the house

desmond. nothing else just desmond.

youre such a man of the house

by biggag September 19, 2023

invisible man

when someone is invisible

i can't see our target!
he's invisible man!

by headreal12 September 19, 2023

The Man The Myth the Legendchan

Asshole who convinced Tom Nook to destroy a child's Discord server before doing it himself.

Lenin's Godfather is the man the myth the legendchan.

by Anony. Res September 21, 2023

Middle Aged White Man

Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.

Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?

by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023