Instant ocean man

A man that makes your vagina gush from one look.

He made me wet with one look, what an instant ocean man!

by kendog01 May 3, 2020

Man Flag

the nature of a muLLet haircut observed from psychopathic feminist's POV..

"i was expLaining to friend the nature of a muLLet haircut when observed by psychopathic feminists.. i think they see my muLLet as a MAN FLAG !!"

"bro thats so true !!"

by dr_bLur October 24, 2019

Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
“I fucking hate you”

by Regurk April 16, 2021

L MANS

BASICALLY A PERSON WHO CHOOSES TO BRING YOU UNHAPPINESS AND MISFORTUNE BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO SEE YOU WIN.
OPPOSITE OF W MANS.

KIA IS A JACK ASS AND AN L MANS AND HE WOULD NEVER GIVE HIS APPROVAL TO FOLKS LIKE ME BECAUSE HES A FUCKING HATER.

by MUFUBUKI June 1, 2025

Nan Man

Your main celebrity crush or that one guy that you can never not swoon over.

"Zac Efron is and always will be my nan man"

by Spicynan September 3, 2016