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Dick scarred ass

The small dimples or dents located on a persons ass or upper thighs. Most common cause is from their male partner having a raging erection and constantly poking them in the ass and upper thigh while "snuggling". In many cases this is confused for cellulite.
"Hey Jim, look at that strippers dick scarred ass!"

"Your mommas dick scarred ass!!!"
by Squatchhunter April 16, 2019
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demi-dick-citable

Not being interested in dick-pics unless you have a close, personal connection with it.
"I'm getting to a point with my sex-friend where I'm absolutely demi-dick-citable when he sends me dick-pics."
by TailorNorata May 5, 2022
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Sucks Dick for a $1

Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
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richter dicked her

Richter Dicked her.
/ˈriktər, ˈdiktər/
Based on the logarithmic scale used to express the amount of energy released by an earthquake. "Richter dicked her" is a phrase used to accentuate the Earth shattering amount of orgasms achieved via intercourse.
Roommate - "Damn bruh you had her screaming for hours"
Me - "Yeah I really Richter dicked her good, better let her beat up beef curtains rest before she gets the rest of the squad."
by The Urban Wordsmith April 3, 2015
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Quark Dick Energy

Dick energy so small that it is a constituent of quantum particles such as electron. Generally used as an insult.

Acronym: QDE
(Antonym: Whale Dick Energy)
(Synonym: Small Dick Energy)
*Chad is a frat boy who recently decided that he was going to not tell girls he’s banging that he has an STI. Chad has quark dick energy.

Brad likes ranch on his pizza? That’s QDE bro.

You didn’t walk her home or pay for her Uber? QDE.
by BitchesLoveElevatedSurfaces October 13, 2018
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Dick Cut Slut

Slut who suck dick and use teeth.
"I bit my bbs suck,im suck a dick cut slut !"
by IdPayToWatchKeemstarsSexTape October 16, 2016
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Broken Dick Syndrome

When the vessels that provide blood to the dick are injured due to vigorous thrusting of female genitalia. The dick may slip out and the trajectory of the dick may cause the dick to hit the buttocks causing the dick to bend at an angle less than 80 degrees. This may come with a snapping sound.
Matt was deep dicking his wife when he slipped out and slammed into his wife’s buttocks, bending his dick, and ultimately acquiring broken dick syndrome (BDS)
by BDSExpert September 24, 2018
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