The Dirty Mendez refers to the collection of pubic hair on a man's face after performing cunnilingus.
<this is not an example, rather, the origin of The DIrty Mendez>
A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.
The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.
I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.
A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.
The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.
I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.
by The Horny Owl July 23, 2008
by Hammyboi69 April 07, 2017
A threesome that involves two guys & one girl, where one guy dresses as a fireman, & the other guy dresses as a dentist.
Derek from the Billy Madison Show loves fireman, & wants The New Dirty Derek with his chick & Everett.
by L. Jefe May 31, 2018
by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019
When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.
I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.
by Meathead MacDonald March 25, 2018
by Fuchs Funny September 03, 2020
A girl fucking a gay man next to posters of Justin Bieber's hit single baby while singing along with it playing loud on the boom box
guy 1: "dude your sister is so hot. What's her number?"
guy 2: "oh she's not into guys like you man"
guy 1: "wdym"
guy 2: "she does a dirty anamika most night bro sorry"
guy 2: "oh she's not into guys like you man"
guy 1: "wdym"
guy 2: "she does a dirty anamika most night bro sorry"
by supdwag April 16, 2020