Ankle Dick Fusion

Self explanatory. Your dick and ankle become one with each other.
Both a serious disorder and a type of cosmetic surgery.
Guy 1: Ankle dick fusion makes me wanna commit mass genocide
Guy 1 (but later 'cause Bangis Khan): Ankle dick fusion is the best result of human society
by vigorous clitoris November 24, 2019
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Resting Dick Angle

Resting Dick Angle or RDA is the angle of a persons penis when in the flaccid state.

RDA is measured by first getting an errection and using a ruler and a sharpie to draw a line straight down the top of the penis. Then in the flaccid state a protractor is layed on top of the penis, positioned straight out from the hips. If the line drawn on the penis is striaght out at the 90 degree and that individual has 0 degrees of RDA. RDA angles is negative degrees if it's to the left of 90 degrees and positive if to the right of 90 degrees
Dude: Bro what's your Resting Dick Angle at today?
Bro: It's a little to the left dude... My RDA is - 3 degrees today!
by SpicyBry January 20, 2020
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dick sucking red

The color Nick paints his pinky nails with.
Person 1: Yo, Nick painted his nails again

Person 2: Yeah, his pinky is dick sucking red.
by Dmonhey December 25, 2021
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Donald Duck Dick

A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.
I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.
by TaneTrain69 May 28, 2017
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Homie Dick Action

Two men, one room. This action is developed by two guys who will give themselves some good ol' cranky wanky between each other, after that one of them will become the daddy in the action and take care of his partners prostate exam, this will be knowed as the Homie Dick Action. Which is 100% No Homo.
-Hey Dude , wanna do the HDA?
-HDA?
-Homie Dick Action man! Its the famous way of giving pleasure between each other, gamer to gamer.
-That's not gay right?
-100% No homo
-Sign me up.
by iHate2DGirls August 18, 2019
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Dick move santa

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".
Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa
by Everettbr July 12, 2016
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Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.
Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
by Xyanp October 14, 2019
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