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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are
1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”
by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019
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You

Who the president is doesn't affect YOU.
Hym "Because YOU are a millionaire comedian. It SHOULDN'T effect anyone. And you're a fat piece of shit, Tom. So, you have an abundance of energy stored up, Tom, but you're using it to be a fat, solipsistic piece of shit. So, do this for me, Tom. Next time you talk to Chris Williamson... Ask him what he was doing while that kid in Texas was ✌️✊️✌️✊️spontaneous developing schizophrenia at the age of 14-18 (because schizophrenia usually doesn't develop until people are in there 20s)✌️✊️✌️✊️ and then, again, when he was slaughtering his classmates. Ask him THAT for me and see what he says. If he says anything other than 'Monetizating a bunch of Hym Iam quotes and interviewing a bunch of solipsists' he's lying."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2025
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If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.
Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”
by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018
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where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?
son : is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

father: Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Now, I beg, please doff me a hat, and go study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2013
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Make you food

“Make you food”is a sexual term normally used to disguise a sexual doing to another person
I’m gonna make you food
by ____uyes August 24, 2020
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