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Cheese touch

by 'fewfb April 12, 2022
mugGet the Cheese touchmug.

Mianus touching your Uranus

Means your following too close, your tailgating,you don't know how to drive!!
When your too close to my bumper driving mianus touching your Uranus
by Hippiechef February 2, 2023
mugGet the Mianus touching your Uranusmug.

Touched It Down

He touched it down!
by Utmostly January 19, 2020
mugGet the Touched It Downmug.

touch of the tuite

Propensity to get sunburnt on a cold cloudy day
I went to Whitby and caught a touch of the tuite
by MUZ May 22, 2021
mugGet the touch of the tuitemug.

Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
by GG1000 April 9, 2022
mugGet the Touch grassmug.

touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
mugGet the touch toiletmug.
touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
mugGet the touch the glass save your assmug.

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