Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

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Tonis

The GOAT

Person 1: Do you know Tonis
Person 2: Yeah

Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: Ofc

by Tonissirrrrr May 29, 2023

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Tony Jiminez

Amazing, funny, extremely flirtatious, nice, perfect body, almost always in a good mood. Tony is the best boyfriend. He is very attractive to all girls. Tony's are good at cheering people up and making them feel better. A Tony is confusing at some points. He will tell you he loves you, and then go to flirt with someone else. You will never find anyone who cares about you more, though.

Damn, that guy is amazing. He know's just what to say!" "What's his name?!" "Tony Jiminez." "I KNEW it. No wonder he sounds so perfect.

by Undisclosed Desire December 26, 2010

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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

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