meat log

A mans Cock, penis, hog,boytoy,etc

I was giving him my meatlog and blasted him with my cock snot

by Mikie J. December 29, 2004

Meat Train

A Meat Train is when 3 or more men participate a sexual activity where they form a naked conga-line, in which they all thrust their hips in a back and forth motion whilst penatrating the person in fronts arse

Meat Training is most fun, when you do it on a cruise ship when all your other friends are watching the film 'seven pounds'

'Come on guys lets go for a long, hard Meat Train'

by aurora 2009 August 16, 2009

halal meat

Halal is an arabic word means Divinely allowed, halal meat is the meat of an animal or a bird that was slaughtered according to Islamic teachings. Islamic slaughter involves many things to ensure humane treatment of the animal. First, feeding the animal and giving it water & shade during the days of preparation, out of mercy, so that it does not hunger or thirst. Then, separating it from all the other animals during the slaughter, so that they don't see each other. Then directing it to face the Kaaba in Macca, hiding the knife all the time from it, while saying "In the name of Allah, Allah is the greatest" and slaughtering it rapidly with a very sharp knife. The cut must sever the Carotid arteries, the Jugular veins, and also the oesophagus and the trachea, and stop only at the vertebral column in a single, rapid & very deep act. This method ensures many things, first, that the animals do not see any act of slaughter to other animals, and the animal to be slaughtered itself is not aware it is being prepared for slaughter, so it is not frightened and stays calm. Once the knife touches and cuts the carotids, it loses consciousness, and that's why the knife has to be sharp, to reach and cut the carotids rapidly. The spinal cord is not cut, so it keeps discharging automatic impulses to the body muscles to contract even after the animal loses all awareness, this pumps all the animal's blood outside its body through the great vessels, which is hygienic as it leaves the meat bloodless.

The claim that the animal suffers is debatable because of two physiological mechanisms; Vasovagal syncope occurs if the carotid sheath is traumatized which is enough to cause immediate blackout, and Brain Ischemia which occurs when blood ceases to flow to the brain, also causing the creature to pass out almost instantaneously, and when this ischemia continues, brain death ensues, without a functioning "Sensory system" to perceive this alleged pain.

So in the end, the animal passes out and dies in peace leaving hygienic meat.

Is this halal meat ?
Yes, can't you see it has no blood ?! I bought it from a halal food store.

by Sameh Haggag December 28, 2008

the meat man

A man who likes meat

"Wow who is that"
"The meat man"

by Yountro rooto June 29, 2017

meat shakes

1. Craving for cock.
2. Similar to alcohol shakes, but the result of eating too much meat. Cheeky!

Hey, I've got the meat shakes.
What's that, a craving for cock?
No, a result of the massive cheddar porker I had earlier.
Ooh, sounds like you might have them all week!
CHEEKY!

by CheddarPorker July 25, 2011

meat claw

A really large, beefy, strong hand.

Avoid thumb wrestling with Dustin, his meat claw will crush your hand into an unusable state.

by satsukib_612 December 29, 2008

shit meat

Shit meat is low quality meat, such as in a bowl of pho, or when one consumes pig feet, tendons and ligaments.

Yo, let's go grab a warm bowl of shit meat.

by bruno hakalugi November 29, 2013