dunk'n donuts

The act of holding donuts with your penis, and dipping then into a cup of scalding coffee.

Bill had been dunk'n donuts all night, and had to go to the hospital to treat burns to his penis.

by FurEter February 08, 2014

like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.

"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."

by FANNO November 21, 2024

duncan donut

A punching bag so feel free to hit him when you're mad

I just punched Duncan Donut

by BenthehumanYT March 07, 2017

Donut on a car

Whenever a group of 5 people, wherein 4 of them paired up (as two couples or two people going for sex) and the fifth person is fifth wheeling. No longer shall they be called a fifth wheel rather a donut.

Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.

by Jewish yeti February 25, 2018

Choking down a birthday donut

Giving your lover a rimjob, after a night out when you'd rather do anything else

Mavis was choking down a birthday donut after a wine and cheese night.

by Viggø September 14, 2023

donut break

What the cops do between 8:am and 6:pm.
They eat donuts and drink cheap coffee in theire car.

Dude 1 : "Come on let's go rob the bank!"

Dude 2 : "I dunno man, with the cops around..."

Dude 1 : "It's cool, they're and theire donut break!"

by alans056 July 24, 2008

The Donut Kween

A rlly great friend.
Likes Joey Birlem
I ship her with a guy named James;)

The Donut Kween should really be with James:)

by elliotrobinhood December 20, 2018