squirrel necklace

A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.

He gave me a squirrel necklace but it was hard to breathe with his nuts in my mouth!

by Melachi Delian January 23, 2021

Feed The Squirrel

Simply the act of a quarterback throwing the football to his favorite wide receiver on the football field. In times of need during a big game any quarterback will be looking to #FeedTheSquirrel. Fans love to see the squirrel get fed!

Fan 1: Oh no! Look were down by two touchdowns!

Fan 2: Don't worry just Keep Calm & Feed The Squirrel

Quarterback: We have a big game tomorrow! Im definitely going to be looking to Feed The Squirrel

by Wa-hoo-Wa November 20, 2013

Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric

Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."

by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023

squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

by psychogem April 21, 2017

Peanut the squirrel

An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”

In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!

"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"

by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024

Squirrel fart

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness

For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart

by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021

butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.

How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011