The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 04, 2021
The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 04, 2021
When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
by rumpellstiltkz April 16, 2015
by RosePearlBanterBoy November 11, 2015
The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.
The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
by Saulman500 May 11, 2024
The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness
by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021
A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits
Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020