godfather syndrome

When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.

godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."

random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."

godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."

random bewildered person: ..........

by AliceOctober September 22, 2009

Sartz Syndrome

A peculiar biological disorder only found in asian people, where the one with the syndrome will often make excuses to go in to other rooms, only to be found sleeping in strange positions.

It's a rare variant of the Narcolepsy disorder. To this day, it is still unknown why only asian cases have been found.

Katherin, did you see that asian man asleep over the fruit stand at the market? Must have been Sartz syndrome

by Dr Ludolf van Trouten December 15, 2010

Cunniltarpal syndrome

The extremely sore tongue muscles after a night of pleasuring your lady.

Guy one: What's with you today? I'm only getting one word answers to my questions

Guy two slowly: Me and Susan did a marathon last night.

Guy one: Ahh Cunniltarpal syndrome.

by Mickola August 11, 2010

Slayer Syndrome

(adj)A psychological condition where the music listener has one biased opinion on music, is very opinionated; and believes that one artist/band or music genre is to be more significant over all others. As to one claiming that they feel only one vibe, only one emotion; restricting their full sense of being human.In which, being human has several emotions that are factually tied to humanities definition. Thus music in various forms have different vibes and represent different emotions.

At the last Megadeth concert I went to, The man next to me kept annoyingly yelling out "SLAYER!!!!...FUCK YOUR BAND" at the band playing before the rest of the audience. I think that dude has Slayer Syndrome.

by Asmudeus May 31, 2011

xenebfly syndrome

when one person is incapable of finding somthing

example:

person 1: shit, i cant find my keys
person 2:you must b suffering from xenebfly syndrome

by d00de93 December 29, 2007

Wario Syndrome

When you have properties of wario, such as being clever and smart thinking. However you are very fat, ugly and extremely anti-social. Also the person can be very obnoxious.

Tom - Im the smartest in the school i know everything !

Class - He has WS (wario syndrome)

by Spaccos February 7, 2013

markley's syndrome

A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.

Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."

by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014