Lake Zurich High School

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard

Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard

by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024

lakes region community college

the ball crushing factory

Friend 1: Yo did you get your balls crushed yet at lakes region community college?
Friend 2: Hell yeah! I have another appointment this week!

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 10, 2024

Lake Erie Monster

Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.

Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).

by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011

scrotum lake

It's the act of making a bowl shape with your scrotum and catching some liquid in that bowl.

I looked on with awe as my shower continued to make my scrotum lake grow larger and larger

by SheppySheppy January 18, 2015

Lake

A GUY WHO IS DATING ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS AND WON'T LET THEM WATCH END GAME!!!! also a really dumb name.

OMG LAKE IS SUCH A DUMB NAME
lake is like a guy who wont let you watch end game

by Sharkboy21o9 January 29, 2022

Cowichan Lake Syndrome

A syndrome in which the meaning is your father is your uncle because he had sexual relations with his sister who is your mother

Wes said to his brother uncle. “We are a lot closer to each other because of this Cowichan Lake syndrome going on. Not everyone can have their uncle as their brother”

by Unclephucker March 8, 2018

lake bottom

where diego lives

oh boy, she went to lake bottom

by thetrilltrex November 14, 2019