An annoying blond chick that will always ruin your day I know from experience there always being stupid to I’ve seen some run into poles so if you ever see one come up to you, just say duck off Karen.
Jeff: *Accidentally sprayed water on Karen*
Bob:ah shit here we go again.
Karen: Seriously did you just seriously spray water on me how rude.
Bob and Jeff : wtf😂😂😂
Bob:ah shit here we go again.
Karen: Seriously did you just seriously spray water on me how rude.
Bob and Jeff : wtf😂😂😂
by yeet92847 July 5, 2021
Get the Karenmug. A "New Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female under 25 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often , homophopic, racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. Usually this type of person has a mother who is an "Old Karen".
New Karen was practicing complaining to management that they way she was served by the clearly gay customer service representative was inappropriate because he was impolite, even though he was not impolite, just happened to have a camp sounding voice that New Karen didn't like, so New Karen made up some bullshit to get him in trouble.
by pfalls June 15, 2022
Get the New Karenmug. The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
by Big D v2 June 17, 2022
Get the Karen Krushingmug. A judging stupid lady who wants everything and everyone to obey her, whether u like it or not. She’s usually a while woman(no offense).
by prayforlebanon August 7, 2020
Get the Karenmug. The woman that is antivax and has 3 kids and comes back to you from high school to sell you the useless essential oils
by Bazinga_mouse March 31, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A middle aged woman (usually white) that throws toddler like fit if she/they don't get what they want.
by Nevergonnatellbitch November 15, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Karen is a woman who skrimped and saved and did without for her family & husband. Karen is a woman who did not need what others did but love and the love of her family. Karen also loved and cherished people and and connected to them, students and such realizing her own family has enough and connected in her heart with them as a person. To that her family could feel, what are we? Chopped liver? Why do you seem to care and be connected to them? Karen also, the one I know, can be extremely stubborn and irritating. Though no queens in our country some crown of authority. The Karen I know, can also be cute & cuddly as a teddy bear, when tired. And needs someone to protect her at times.
The Karen I know, also is like the sun, shining out warmth in a natural way, the the earth would seem so much more cold and empty in ways.
That Karen I know, is my mom.
I feel both angry and unfair the word is made bad for such a warm & sacrificing person that it is and was all about love to her and also feel very strong I semi survived a Karen. (My weird sense of humor.)
Never got to be a princess and the queen never relinquishes her crown.
If mom had a sorting hat, though she would definitely be a hobbit or a Hufflepuff and other members ogres and vampires or elves or humans or other things slightly less wholesome.
The Karen I know, also is like the sun, shining out warmth in a natural way, the the earth would seem so much more cold and empty in ways.
That Karen I know, is my mom.
I feel both angry and unfair the word is made bad for such a warm & sacrificing person that it is and was all about love to her and also feel very strong I semi survived a Karen. (My weird sense of humor.)
Never got to be a princess and the queen never relinquishes her crown.
If mom had a sorting hat, though she would definitely be a hobbit or a Hufflepuff and other members ogres and vampires or elves or humans or other things slightly less wholesome.
Sometimes Karen is caring. Sometimes she is a battle-ax. Sometimes she will confuse you until you give up and is evasive.
by 1234alakazam July 20, 2024
Get the Karenmug.