TAPS

TAPS, an acronym for "The Abortive Project Specialists".

A crack team of Managers who start projects, produce stellar work, but somehow end up having their projects cancelled at around 60% completion through no fault of their own, usually as a result of policy, funding or senior decisions.

"Did you hear about Lytham - Northwich?"
"Yeah, we TAPS'd it."

by Jeremy Beautiful Chest October 14, 2020

tapped

To act dumb, stupid, or weird. The opposite of smart. Could also be using to describe something weird.

Person 1: “My mom always complains about me wearing the same clothes and doesn’t buy me new ones”
Person 2: “Oh girl, she’s tapped”

“This guy is making weird noises he’s definitely tapped” (weird)

by mucus August 9, 2021

Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear

"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"

by samweis May 26, 2013

Gas Tap

Someone who lies or says something that really couldn't possibly happen.

Teacher: And that's why x=y
Boy: No it's Z you gas tap!

2

Boy 1: I heard Sally went out with Mike on Friday
Boy 2: No she didn't, you gas tap.

by Rummy11 October 1, 2010

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex

I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.

by T bones bartender June 19, 2011

slushy tap

Where you have very loose stool that manifests itself in a similar consistency to a slushy/slush puppy.

I had a curry last night and now I've turned on the 'slushy tap'.

by Jammy1882 December 7, 2020