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Swamp Tooth

The inability to speak due to one's poor dental hygiene resulting in a puss filled tooth that oozes down one's throat causing Mush Mouth. It is not gender nor racial specific.
Boy did you hear Stephanie...guess her Swamp Tooth is kicking in again
mugGet the Swamp Toothmug.

swamp mud

A synonym for diarrhea, or a diarrhea of certain texture?
I started taking forskolin several days ago. Since then, I've had diarrhea that looks like swamp mud.
by OccasionalEnglishLearner July 7, 2016
mugGet the swamp mudmug.

Swamp Donkey

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
by Emtff99 August 2, 2021
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Swamp Gobbler

The sexual act of eating a consenting partner’s asshole when said asshole is moist from perspiration. Often occurs during or after a hot and humid round of golf.
Couldn’t crack 100 on the course today but I was able to convince the cart girl to give me a swamp gobbler at the turn, so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.
by lexicash August 11, 2024
mugGet the Swamp Gobblermug.

Swamp Blossom

A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.

Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass
Man, I love sucking Kelly’s swamp blossom after she works out.
by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020
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Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!
Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!
by Boychi January 9, 2021
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Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.
by Griggle May 25, 2024
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