When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
by Spumoni September 11, 2021
When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
by Marioselak818 April 18, 2022
Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
by Princest September 26, 2023
by Munchie Sarah August 11, 2022
So your dad shagged ya' butch mum and her sister, so now your brother is your cousin and your auntie is ya stepmom.
"God damn it! You had one job, you've gone and given the kid a step-mauntie"
"Fucking alabama and it's step-maunties everywhere"
"Yee Haw Howdy! I just left ya' maw' fa' ya' Auuuuuuuun-tie! Meet ya maw' sista', ya step-mauntie!"
"Fucking alabama and it's step-maunties everywhere"
"Yee Haw Howdy! I just left ya' maw' fa' ya' Auuuuuuuun-tie! Meet ya maw' sista', ya step-mauntie!"
by Retr0gr4d3 January 01, 2024
When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
by Little England April 03, 2017
by It’s actually not me July 02, 2021