Queen of Spades

An African American alpha female who is confident in all that she does. She exudes a queenly demeanor regardless of who she may encounter. She fixes her crown and never lets herself be degraded. More often than not she is the epitome of black excellence.

Man look at that “ Queen of Spades” over there! Damn she fine.

Look at that beautiful “Queen of Spades”, she is making boss moves too!

by BlackRose9 June 24, 2021

Laugh Until Your Sides Split

An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webcams. Also see matting and to matt oneself

'He just stripped off and then laughed till his sides split!'
'Dude'

by Niaboc September 9, 2004

spider cones

the act of smoking pot without sharing it with, friends, housemates, co-workers etc. An act of deception

Why was Ed sneaking out of the party?
He was sneaking out to have spider cones in his car

by splatterslatz June 18, 2007

spider head

First mentioned in the Bass Millionaire song, "Smokin' Indians," spider head means when one receives oral sex from eight different partners at the same time.

They just gave me spider head in my bed!

by Bass Kid April 17, 2011

sidestanding

Occurring at the site of a sidewalk or hallway, sidestanding is the act of obliviously standing in the middle of a high traffic sidewalk/hallway to talk to an acquaintance upon seeing them, thus putting oneself in the way of all pedestrians and forcing them to inconveniently walk through or around the conversation.

I had to walk on the muddy grass to get around those dumb girls sidestanding.

by Kenderson232 October 21, 2011

beach sides finest

the best dank in town

i got some of beach sides finest

by z unit May 13, 2005

Pathetic Spider

A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.

"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"

by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009