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reverse hoarding

The act of throwing away hoarded items in your home or various places.
Hey, what are you doing today? Oh I'm reverse hoarding today.
by jax1347 October 28, 2013
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Reverse Mugging

When an old Lady, commonly your Grandmother, offers you birthday money and you refuse, therefore, she proceeds to forcefully open your pocket and shove it down there.
I've just experienced a reverse mugging by an old lady who I met on tour, she gave me fifteen quid against my will.
by RC_ZALATHOR August 27, 2019
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Reverse Maisano

When one party knows that another party's plans to impress co-workers or French girls in advance, and the first party shows up simply to agitate the second party. The opposite of a Maisano
"We totally pulled a Reverse Maisano on Max at Zero Zero last Friday"
by Bdizzle December 5, 2012
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reverse brunch

Brunch that starts a few hours after lunch instead of a few hours after breakfast. 3 or 4ish instead of 10 or 11ish. Usually for 20-somethings pretentious enough to have a brunch but who can't drag themselves out of bed before noon on a Sunday.
GF: Let's invite some of my friends over for brunch next week!

BF: I'm not getting up before 2.

GF: Fine, we'll do a reverse brunch. Lazy bastard.
by SliverKid18 August 20, 2008
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Reverse fossilisation

Reverse fossilisation or reverse fossilization is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like from Futurama Episode "Anthology of Interest II" Bender turning into a Human.
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to turn Bender into a human using a process I call "reverse fossilisation".

Leela: How does it work?

Farnsworth: Well, in regular fossilisation, flesh and bone turn to minerals. Realising that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process. I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a racoon.

He puts the racoon on a table. It runs around and two slices of toast pop out of it. Fry takes a bite.

Fry: Kinda game-y.

Farnsworth: Are you ready, Bender?

Bender: I dunno. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts--

Farnsworth throws a switch and Bender is zapped with electricity � la the countless Frankenstein films. He slowly starts to take human form. He grows hair, a nose and...

Hermes: Cover your shame, mon!

He puts some underpants on Bender. The table tips up and human Bender walks off. Everyone gasps.

Farnsworth: It worked! Eat it, everyone whose never won a Nobel Prize! And that includes you, Amy!
by Ramaness December 19, 2009
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reverse whipped

When a guy displays complete emotional dominance over his signficant other.
AKA; keeping the pimp hand strong, d___ whipped

a reversal of the traditional 'whipped' scenario in which a guy sacrifices his share of power in the relationship, stoicly giving in to all of his girlfriend's outrageous demands in the vain pursuit of any sexual tidbits she might choose to throw his way.
Yeah I heard she sold her JT concert tickets because her boyfriend wanted her to come round and watch him play xbox. Totally reverse whipped...
by goose89 April 4, 2008
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Reverse Axel

A sex position in which a large man, who hasn't shaven in about 2 days so his whiskers are in the sandpaper stage, holds his lady upside-down in a standing 69, and violently rubs his previously mentioned sandpaper face on her lady parts until she bites his dick because of the pain.
Girl: "That Cali boy is so hot, I'd totally let him reverse axel me" Friend: "He plays bassoon..." Girl: "Never mind"
by fricklicky February 1, 2015
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