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purple haze

Abita Purple Haze is a raspberry wheat brew beer that tastes like soda. The alcohol can barely if at all be tasted and has about the same alcohol content as your average beer. Most likely named after the weed by the same name. A six pack runs for about $7.50 so it is definitely not a cheap drunk.
I'm sick of drinking this nasty, cheap beer, lets pick up some delicious purple haze instead.
by Steve Rotella January 19, 2008
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Purple Boy

A male or cis-male teenager who reads books, likes astronomy, believes in magic (to a sense), hypes his friends, anxious, and most importantly, is obsessed with crystals.
A: ugh did you see him? He’s so cute!

B: omg yes he’s such a purple boy 😩
by Dhakaksndhejwksjcjd June 7, 2021
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purple tuba

Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.
Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.
by Jwkilo June 13, 2017
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Purple Haze

Purple Haze makes me feel SO crazy.
by DefinitelyNotaDegenerate November 4, 2020
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Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019
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Purple VK

A term used for Oral behind the bar, bj or the equivalent.
“She was so horny she gave me a purple vk”

“Don’t suppose I could have one of those purple vks you have in the back ;)”
by Choplord October 17, 2021
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mellow purple

(1)Mellow yellow but purple
(2)A more suttle purple like a I'm sittin on the couch admiring my purple walls as I watch the cat take a shit right in front of me type of purple.
I just shit in my Barney the Dinosaur costume Fred, it’s no longer just purple it’s more of a mellow purple.
by Mr. Wordy Mann November 16, 2018
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