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Pancakes

1 cup flour
1 cup milk
Egg
2lb of crack cocaine
Pancakes are the same thing as flapjacks and waffles

For an extra kick on a crappy morning add a few tablespoons of black tar heroine to the bottle of aunt jemima in your fridge
by Hachimangg January 5, 2023
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Pancake Personality

like a pancake-flat ass, the pancake personality has a flat affect and little emotionality
The only worse thing than a pancake ass is a pancake personality
by ENW34 October 27, 2025
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Pancake Day

The day we celebrate Mikes flat ass by eating pancakes
Hey did you hear it's pancake day?

Yeah I just saw mike, he's still got no ass
by Darwizzy Ultra February 13, 2024
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Romantic Pancake Night

1. A cheap alternative to date night in which a couple stays home, choosing instead to cook and eat a dinner of homemade pancakes together by candlelight.

2. The act of when, during group sex of some level (threesome, foursome, etc.), the participating members of the orgy pile atop each other, while an assisting third party covers said orgy pile in butter and maple syrup.
1. Connor and I are trying to save money, so for date night, instead of going to a fancy restaurant, we are having a Romantic Pancake Night.

2. Deciding to end their double-date with a Romantic Pancake Night, Tom, Sarah, Mike, and Holly called Dave so he could lather them in butter and maple syrup.
by LSGermain September 4, 2019
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Dog Pancake

A pancake that turns out undesirably for human consumption (burned, undercooked, etc.) and is therefore fed to the dog.
A: Damn, I kind of burned this one

B: That’s okay, it can be a dog pancake
by RudytheSailor February 5, 2018
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Sandy Pancakes

Sandy Pancakes is a playful, mischievous prank where someone slaps another person on the ass, with or without pants, after covering their hand in sand. It’s a mix of surprise, laughter, and a little bit of beach-inspired jokes, however it can also be used under sexual pretenses if the two are in a romantic relationship and love the beach and sand.
Person 1: Yeah so I just gave my wife some sandy pancakes, she loved it.
Person 2: Really? I guess I'll have to do the same when I get a wife.
by RobottoTree January 21, 2025
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Pancaked

Commonly used in football meaning to "lay a kid out" or to "deck a kid. If you've been pancaked, prepare to have your chops busted. If you've pancaked someone, prepare for high-fives throughout the day, and more than regular female attention
Football player 1: I think I have a concussion
Football player 2: yeah I think your do too, that one lineman, number 74, pancaked your ass into next week!
by BiggRigg74 September 22, 2014
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