by MortaR213 May 1, 2016
Get the Ruben's mommug. A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.
I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.
by B00zey April 15, 2023
Get the adderall mommug. by Googoogaga definitions May 13, 2023
Get the Ur mommug. by Picklesryummy January 13, 2019
Get the enu’s mommug. by Tall white boy 03 October 4, 2016
Get the Alexis's mommug. A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.
Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!
Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
by Mr.clean_1023 November 22, 2020
Get the FaceBook Mommug. An overweight average looking mom who is between the ages of 30-45 that has a bubbly personality and tends to like men who are younger than her and or out of her league.
Guy 1: Hey why didn’t you make out with that woman at the bar last week?
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.
by Rathgnome August 12, 2021
Get the Mom Ladymug.