A pair of jeans and a haircut. See also: poser, desperate wannabe, freak, or sick attempt at trying to be cool.
"Hi, my name is depressed emo freak. I love black, slitting my wrist, being a homosexual, the usual. I like hot pink, skateboarding, pretending I'm a skateboarder, crying, and writing poems. I don't eat, and I live inside my room. People think I'm weird because I wear black nailpolish and dark, dark black eyeshadow, but really I'm just better than everyone else. I wish people could just understand my superiority. One of my favorite poems is the following: "I'm going to draw a picture, a picture with a twist; I'll draw it with a razorblade; I'll draw it on my wrist." --It really turns me on. I'm going to go write in my diary like a freak now."
exerpt from createblog.com --podbody's nerfect.
exerpt from createblog.com --podbody's nerfect.
by heather.dee...! December 21, 2008
Get the Emomug. True emos cannot accept normal problems in their life and overblow the littlest issue. They have not learned that everyone else in the world is able to suck it up and solve their problems and they find that dwelling on their misery is a way to live. They ususally want to be classified at schools as "different" or "intelligent" or "mysterious". Usually, they come off as wimps that cannot deal with life. Many true emos will "try" to make it hidden but intentionally fail to further recieve attention, while getting negative attention and teasing.
A poser is truly more stupid than an emo, and pretends to not be able to deal with problems to gain attention. They are a type of attention whore. To mimic their closed-minded idea of an emo, they tend to cut themselves, usually in the radial or ulnar wrist arteries. They also tend to dress (what they would call different) but like a growing trend of kids who attempt to appear slovenly (dirty hair and shirts, makeup, etc.) They call themselves "nonconformists" while not realizing that they are joining a growing number of conformists. Posers tend to try to make it well-known that they are cutters and make an overly large show of their faked depression. Once they recieve teasing, they run off crying and screaming clichés. If they happen to recieve "comfort" (by a guillable idiot for sure) they cannot accept it and start complaining about everything under their delusion that someone cares to hear them whine, while not realizing that they are acting ridiculous.
Incidentally, an extremely large percentage of emos tend to have a good life and possibly better than most average American lives. It follows actually that the people that really do have it bad adapt to it and live with it. While people who have rich parents, lots of stuff, and a smooth life tend to not be able to accept small problems like breakups while the kids who have it bad have learned to handle their family members being murdered.
A poser is truly more stupid than an emo, and pretends to not be able to deal with problems to gain attention. They are a type of attention whore. To mimic their closed-minded idea of an emo, they tend to cut themselves, usually in the radial or ulnar wrist arteries. They also tend to dress (what they would call different) but like a growing trend of kids who attempt to appear slovenly (dirty hair and shirts, makeup, etc.) They call themselves "nonconformists" while not realizing that they are joining a growing number of conformists. Posers tend to try to make it well-known that they are cutters and make an overly large show of their faked depression. Once they recieve teasing, they run off crying and screaming clichés. If they happen to recieve "comfort" (by a guillable idiot for sure) they cannot accept it and start complaining about everything under their delusion that someone cares to hear them whine, while not realizing that they are acting ridiculous.
Incidentally, an extremely large percentage of emos tend to have a good life and possibly better than most average American lives. It follows actually that the people that really do have it bad adapt to it and live with it. While people who have rich parents, lots of stuff, and a smooth life tend to not be able to accept small problems like breakups while the kids who have it bad have learned to handle their family members being murdered.
Event - minor break-up:
Emo: I only blame myself *sniff*
Poser: *sniff*Nobody understands...*proceeds to write meaningless junk and ends up getting more frustrated and cycle repeats*
Kid who has it bad: Who cares I really need to worry about making sure my baby cousin doesn't get killed by our alcoholic mother.
Emo: I only blame myself *sniff*
Poser: *sniff*Nobody understands...*proceeds to write meaningless junk and ends up getting more frustrated and cycle repeats*
Kid who has it bad: Who cares I really need to worry about making sure my baby cousin doesn't get killed by our alcoholic mother.
by nobody6400 June 20, 2009
Get the Emomug. by i eat babies February 12, 2005
Get the Emosmug. Emotional person or attention seeker. The generalisation that has come to the "emo" society is stupid, they have no clue how to create there own style and have fun, they slot in nicely with the million others. Allthough the name is stupid the steriotype is completely reasonable. Most people are just trying to get along with thier lives and do it there own way, it is hard when every catagory of personality is steriotyped, people cant be who they want anymore. We need to cut everyone some slack and stop the deprecation.
emmo people are dressed in black with a splash of white. emo people have radical and crazy hair cuts.
by James Lowafle August 7, 2007
Get the emomug. noun: A genre of music/lifestyle mostly conformed by white, middle-class teens and characterized by a fixation on Tim Burton's movies/characters, skin-tight black clothing, self-pity, really bad poetry, and lots of crying.
adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly ...like, today I tried on my little sister's jeans and they look sooooo much better on me. I am soooo gonna wear them to the next 30 Seconds To Mars concert...
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
by jay-x April 23, 2008
Get the emomug. the only group of people that lie about the "hard life" of rich suburban family life. these "people" wish to die. they attempt to do this by cutting swallowing one more pill over the regular amount and tell lies to make them cooler
Normal kid: Hey dude whats up?
Emo kid: im not a dude, "dude" was made by the corporations, im a beaten soul
Normal Kid: wow, im going to mock you and wish you were gassed
Emo kid: im not a dude, "dude" was made by the corporations, im a beaten soul
Normal Kid: wow, im going to mock you and wish you were gassed
by jballadelahood July 30, 2008
Get the emomug. Wondering what an emo is? simply picture this... a teenager aged from 12 to 17 (usually look about 7-9) who have either black, red, purple or other weird colour of hair, usually in a slanted 45 degree angle across the face who actually enjoy reading depressing poetry, hating life, wearing black and stripy clothes(kind of copying moshers), standing completely still at gigs and forming bands with no sense of rhythm or originality. Also, women emo's sometimes aspire to look like a man as to seriously embarrass anyone meeting them who can't figure out what sex they are... they tend to only hang around with other emos or try to hang around with moshers and hate anybody who does not see the world through their selfish, ungrateful pussy eyes.
P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty conformists.
P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty conformists.
emo boy: hey there monkey fish
emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend
emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?
emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.
emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos
emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius
emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon
(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)
emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend
emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?
emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.
emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos
emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius
emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon
(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)
by Toobs December 9, 2008
Get the emomug.