Swag Deflectors

When a guy is trying to turn on their swag towards a lady, she puts up her swag deflectors because she doesn't want to deal with him and his phony charm.

Girl: Your friends were trying to get in my face all night!
Guy: Yeah, they were just like "YOLO get the only girl!"
Girl: That's why I put up my swag deflectors. They got the hint eventually.

by torithetigerbizatch January 22, 2013

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Swag Flip

The act of completely leaving the skateboard and plowing your body into the fucking ground in a totally bodacious manor.

Gilbert: Yo I just did a swag flip!
Thorp: That was real and absolute swag!

by reallycoolguy April 22, 2020

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FATHER SWAG

swagger, he eats people. if you do not praise them. You will be attacked.

Person 1: Have you heard of FATHER SWAG?
person 2: Yes, he’s super cool but terrifying.

by LourdesS. July 10, 2021

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Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

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swag 2012

A state of pure epicness and PWNage! Only a few select people on earth can harness swag 2012. Swag 2012 guarantees the person who has it endless no-scopes and ROFL-inducing rage comics!

Example:
person 1: "Yo, that was epic! How did you hit that no-scope?"
person 2: "swag 2012"
person 1: "oMG that's so awesome and epic! I wish I had swag 2012!"

by batmys September 12, 2022

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