nut show

Similar to the term 'freak show' or 'shit show' this is a way to describe ones life or a situation as being chaotic, crazy and unpredictable, but also a hot mess. Is also associated with the word 'nuts' meaning crazy.

'My love life is a complete nut show!'

by Nutshow September 6, 2016

Nut dusting

The act of talcing ones nuts on hot days for comfort.

My balls are so sweaty in this heat, I should have done some serious nut dusting this morning.

by Murrkin June 18, 2017

nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races

Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot

by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018

Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date

“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife

remember when Kevin ate my nut gusher?

by MR.NUTGUSHER February 9, 2018

Floppy Nut

The act of ejaculating with a fully flaccid wang

Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip

by Enjew November 10, 2016

Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013