emo

A fag who wants attention, true some girls are hot but mostly they have small petite breasts, they also have low self-esteem which makes it easier than normal girls to manipulate. Common side effects equal depression, moaning writing gay ass songs which will never get you anywhere other than the local bar.

Here's an example of an Emo: Paulyheartcore: shes constantly been raped since she was 6 and her mum is a heroin addict her dad used to rape her and her sistrer but he dies from cancer. shes tried to kill her self so many times. she says im the on;y thing keeping her alive and it cuts me pretty fucking deep to know that. it took her 3 years of knowing me to tell me that

I would lol @ him irl

by The4th1 April 30, 2008

Emo

A pair of jeans and a haircut. See also: poser, desperate wannabe, freak, or sick attempt at trying to be cool.

"Hi, my name is depressed emo freak. I love black, slitting my wrist, being a homosexual, the usual. I like hot pink, skateboarding, pretending I'm a skateboarder, crying, and writing poems. I don't eat, and I live inside my room. People think I'm weird because I wear black nailpolish and dark, dark black eyeshadow, but really I'm just better than everyone else. I wish people could just understand my superiority. One of my favorite poems is the following: "I'm going to draw a picture, a picture with a twist; I'll draw it with a razorblade; I'll draw it on my wrist." --It really turns me on. I'm going to go write in my diary like a freak now."

exerpt from createblog.com --podbody's nerfect.

by heather.dee...! December 21, 2008

Emos

v. Used when pwning TPhaggerK, or Jacob.

Jacob: im too cool for you internet people
son of muggo: *emos*

by i eat babies February 12, 2005

emo

Emotional person or attention seeker. The generalisation that has come to the "emo" society is stupid, they have no clue how to create there own style and have fun, they slot in nicely with the million others. Allthough the name is stupid the steriotype is completely reasonable. Most people are just trying to get along with thier lives and do it there own way, it is hard when every catagory of personality is steriotyped, people cant be who they want anymore. We need to cut everyone some slack and stop the deprecation.

emmo people are dressed in black with a splash of white. emo people have radical and crazy hair cuts.

by James Lowafle August 7, 2007

emo

the only group of people that lie about the "hard life" of rich suburban family life. these "people" wish to die. they attempt to do this by cutting swallowing one more pill over the regular amount and tell lies to make them cooler

Normal kid: Hey dude whats up?
Emo kid: im not a dude, "dude" was made by the corporations, im a beaten soul
Normal Kid: wow, im going to mock you and wish you were gassed

by jballadelahood July 30, 2008

emo

Wondering what an emo is? simply picture this... a teenager aged from 12 to 17 (usually look about 7-9) who have either black, red, purple or other weird colour of hair, usually in a slanted 45 degree angle across the face who actually enjoy reading depressing poetry, hating life, wearing black and stripy clothes(kind of copying moshers), standing completely still at gigs and forming bands with no sense of rhythm or originality. Also, women emo's sometimes aspire to look like a man as to seriously embarrass anyone meeting them who can't figure out what sex they are... they tend to only hang around with other emos or try to hang around with moshers and hate anybody who does not see the world through their selfish, ungrateful pussy eyes.

P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty conformists.

emo boy: hey there monkey fish

emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend

emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?

emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.

emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos

emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius

emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon

(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)

by Toobs December 9, 2008

emo

Punk wannabes who like penis in and around their mouths. Also melodramatic rich queers who make a scene about superficial problems in their life. They are seen having dumb "flippy" hair, wear chick pants, and shop at Hot Topic. (Which is not punk by the way.)Or just straight up posers.

Fallout Boy, Hawthorne Heights, Panic! At the Disco, Amber Pacific, Atreyu, Thrice, Story of the Year, Senses Fail, Taking Back Sunday, and My Chemicial Romance are examples of EMO bands, not punk rock. Anyone who says they are punk, are pretty much a faggot.

by Sam Corey June 16, 2008