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Crouton-Brain

A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.
This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.
by candiedbones January 13, 2021
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Bit Brain

The opposite of a Big Brain.
someone who does someting realy stupid and therefore has a brain that works in mere bit/s
*someone doesnt get an easy joke*
peson1: ahhhh i get it!
person2: what kind of bit brain do you have that that took you so long?
by Luxar September 27, 2019
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brain orgasm

when you hit a vape so much you get so light headed and buzzed
“oh my i’m buzzed
“no ur having a brain orgasm
by Jamie-Lynn Box April 26, 2021
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brain sink

the government limiting mental abilities even though people can only use about ten percent of their brain
The brain sink stood in the way of historical Americans and naturally born affluent Americans reaching their full potential.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
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Concert Brain

'Concert brain' is something that occurs any time between a day before a concert to the day after a concert. It Involves songs by the performer(s) being stuck in your head and/or wanting to dance or imitate the dance moves performed by the performer(s). Effects may vary from person to person.
Friend: "That Imagine Dragons concert yesterday was amazing"
Friend2: "Yeah! I haven't stopped listening to their CD! I think I still have Concert Brain"
by BubblyButton July 20, 2015
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brain clog

When you learn so much in school that anything remotely educational that you read or hear for the rest of the day you are unable to remember.
I'm going to need to borrow your history notes tomorrow. I have a brain clog.
by PaFlow November 26, 2010
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brain guy

From the television show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also called "Observer", the Brain guy is pale, wears a purple cloak over white robes and carries his brain in a petri dish. While possessing both Omnipotence and Omniscience, brain guy is rather lackadaisical in the goal of taking over the world, more content with observing. Despite claiming to not possess a body, Brain Guy does partake in activities like eating chili dogs and drinking beer.
Pearl Forrester: Brain Guy, get over here and save my bacon again!
by Tuba Jesus December 9, 2018
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