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ninja shake

jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.
Andrew ***** did the ninja shake repeatedly in class due to his recent break up.
by WormShit678 August 11, 2006
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ninja compliment

When you compliment someone, but it first sounds like an insult, (and probably is). Called a ninja compliment because the compliment is in there, but it's as hard to find as a ninja.
Janet: "You look great now you're not so fat. Before you looked really bad"

Jane: "So, she said I looked really bad before, but I'm better now I'm not so fat."

Jill: "Wow, so a ninja compliment then...."
by biglicks June 22, 2011
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Ninja Scrolling

The act of sucking a girl's tit whereby the person totally puts the whole thing in their mouth or almost manages to do it while making a sucking like sound. Has nothing to do with rape.

It is derived from the gratuitously sexual and violent anime called Ninja Scroll. An antagonistic character T'ssai rapes one of the main protagonist women, Kegaro, where he literally had one of her porn star tits completely inside of his mouth. It was the most hilarious scene in Ninja Scroll.
He is so ninja scrolling his gf tonight.
by negev November 22, 2010
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Apartment Ninjas

Free apartment locating company serving Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio and Austin, Texas. Clients get $150 rebate

once they lease.
by ApartmentNINJAS June 10, 2009
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Penis Ninja

Penis Ninja is the Ninja of the peen and is sometimes used to insult someone but mostly used as a reference for an awesome event that has happened.

It is also used as a random ninja attack phrase when trying to scare someone or when trying to invoke the spirit of the Penis Ninja"
"Hey did you hear Justin Bieber's new single"
"Justin Bieber's sucks ninja peen"

"Hey did you take my last Kit-Kat?"
"Yes, why?"
"In the dark of the night I'm going to send the Penis Ninja after you to kick your ass!"

"PENIS NINJA!!!"
by Serpi March 31, 2010
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Ninja Smoke

To fart into your hand and hold it there. Then take the hand of fart air and throw it at your friend at close range while yelling "NINJA SMOKE!"
Ray just ninja smoked me on the way to class. It smelled like rank moose anus!
by Russ Conrad July 20, 2008
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Ninja Boobs

1. Breasts of a small caliber; often found of female ninjas

2. Tightly contained breasts; often times occurring whilst wearing a sports bra.

3. Boobs that appear small while wearing clothes; but are actually not in the nude.
Damn, that shortay has some kick-ass ninja boobs.

Girl your ninja boobs, snuck up on me like Jake Gyllenhaal on Heath Ledger.
by Ninjaboobgirl4U January 25, 2010
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