Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020

Yogurt Mountain

When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.

*Midst of having sex*

Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."

Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"

*Splat*

by The Dark Magician February 23, 2012

mountain bomb

Marijuana grown in the mountains, typically hidden in state parks or Forrest land

Person 1: where did you go last night
Person 2: we went to harvest some mountain bomb

by Flatline_442 June 28, 2020

trip to the mountains

Midwestern slang term for abandoning your team and pursuing solo opportunities similar to the successes of Freddie Mercury, Jon Lennon, Roger Daltry or Billy Corgan.

Let's take a trip to the mountains and get this team set up for success!

by DansDrone May 25, 2022

Mountains

Some people make it their life's mission to move them. Does Lindsay or Jasper riding in to town on a high horse cause most people to start looking over their shoulders, or do they say Oh, that's just Lindsay or Jasper riding in?

It turned out the one saying he/she could move mountains wasn't really someone of unlimited power and toughness, his name was Jasper, and her name was Lindsay. They lived next door to you as kids.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Mountain Dyker

A lady who may or may not be homosexual but mountain bikes, drives a Subaru and wears boyish clothing.

“Hey Johnny, did you see that lady get out of that Subaru Baja with that mountain bike? Should I go hit on her?”

“I wouldn’t, total mountain dyker.”

by Logantheone June 14, 2025