Matt

Sometimes helpful but mostly ignores people named kai.!

"Matt? ... Matt!" Matt: "Oh what? sorry."

by Vince519519851 May 23, 2023

Matt Walsh

A UFO enthusiast

I've heard Matt Walsh believes that aliens built the pyramids

by Eushshtb October 2, 2024

Uh Matt

INFORMAL · AUSTRALIAN
exclamation
(generally uttered in a Polynesian accent)

used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
• HUMOROUS

used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to

attract attention.

“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”
“Uh Matt, what are you doing this weekend?”

by Matty J Kobe May 12, 2024

Matt Goodwin

Matt Goodwin is someone with a huge penis.

“You spent the night with Matt Goodwin?! He must’ve ripped you in half!!”

by matchu135 April 13, 2020

matt 2019

The act of a drama queen who leaves the group chat just to prove a point

‘X has left the group’ That is so Matt 2019

by Urban1234567890987654321 March 2, 2020

Matt Coburn

Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders

Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!

by 20209 July 21, 2023

Matt Rose

The British guy who reads things

"I read this in Matt Rose's voice"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025