making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

Making Trail Mix

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.

1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.

by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011

To make a devil’s crockpot

Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)

Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳

by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022

make put-put

A phrase used in place of "fart", "toot" or "pass gas".

"I often have to make put-put after eating beans and boy does it stink"!

by jaimenw March 4, 2008

Making Peanut Butter

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.

damn bitch, yo ass is making peanut butter!

by Crazy68 May 20, 2010

Making room for Lebron

(v.) When a person or throws or gives away unwanted items in order to buy something new to replace it.

John is throwing out his playstation
Mike: "You're throwing that out? You getting a Playstation 3?"
John: "Yeah, man. I'm making room for Lebron."

by TheASkinn July 1, 2010

Mormon Make Out

The act of a boy and girl from the LDS church pressing one another's cheeks together and begin moving their tongues against the insides of their own cheek. Creating the effect of making out with no penetration or inappropriate behavior.

Girl 1: Me and John totally made out!
Girl 2: You didn't touch tongues did you?
Girl 1: No, we did the Mormon Make Out, but it was totally like the real thing!

by hobosentual February 17, 2013