Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get

MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no

by faxlord November 14, 2022

machinegundobby

The hottest man in the world, legend says who ever owns the name machinegundobby has 3 pps and is most best at pleasing women, if you ever stumble across the man welding the name machinegundobby you should pray to him as he could bless you

did you hear about the boy?
what?
he welds the name machinegundobby

the most powerful being of all

by Ima dumbass November 19, 2022

Machine Gun

When an individual calls dibs on being the driver.

I got a machine gun!

by stagecoaches are lame January 19, 2023

Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips

I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it

by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023

Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

Machine of Death

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

Machine Gun Kelly

The cutest angel on earth💗

He's Machine Gun Kelly...

by cometstarzxx August 28, 2023