Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 17, 2023

Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 May 19, 2018

old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.

"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."

by Davellin August 28, 2023

Moore’s Log

Moore’s log is the inverse of Moore’s law.

Basically there is an exponential amount of investment needed for each incremental gain.

The development of autonomous driving can be described with Moore’s log. The development is only progressing in small steps, with huge amounts of investments.

by iamtheword December 08, 2020

Moore’s Log

Can be loosely defined as the inverse of Moore’s Law: Increase in investment/time/resources/effort leads to incremental advancements. (Can be described by a log curve)

Moore’s log can be seen in the development of autonomous cars. The investments into autonomous driving and the resulting advances are explained by Moore’s Log.

by iamtheword December 08, 2020

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays September 03, 2015

Log Roll

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.

Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.

by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020