by -305fpm 6g's October 30, 2021
A part of EVERY, SINGLE, FLIGHT. A landing is when the plane starts to get closer to ground like a runway, then, the landing gear activates, last, it B U T T E R S The landing.
by ya know? October 08, 2023
Can we eat at Joobie land?
by Joobie Snoobie June 05, 2018
The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.
Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
by Bostsox11 March 02, 2016
This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
by Fucmehjerry November 10, 2017
by catwithrabies February 03, 2020
(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
by The linisher January 03, 2017