This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.
And fuck this stupid ass shark
And fuck this stupid ass shark
by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025
Get the Jeff the land sharkmug. The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.
Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016
Get the Land minesmug. school full of a ton of kids who smoke in the bathroom and two-faced sluts. everyone there loves attention and will constantly try to make people feel bad
by thotianna29 November 18, 2019
Get the Glen landing middle schoolmug. a hill where you cooternoot
by PickleToes101 July 13, 2022
Get the slowly downward landing hillmug. by Candyokid October 21, 2020
Get the tuna of the landmug. 
I have nothing to do with the girl, you can step out of La La Land.
I have never touch the girl, so I cannot be the father of her kid, you can step out of La La Land
I have never touch the girl, so I cannot be the father of her kid, you can step out of La La Land
by Charlie + Daniel September 9, 2019
Get the Step out of LA LA Landmug.