by photojenic November 14, 2023
Get the That’s jumpmug. 
A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
by CaptainAmerica0329 September 25, 2013
Get the jumped on the grenademug. When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.
Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!
by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019
Get the Jon Bon Bow Jumpmug. The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!
by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021
Get the backwards jump-squatmug. by >;'( February 13, 2024
Get the Helix Jumpmug. 
Get the chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santamug.