The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.
by SlappyJoesHurt December 28, 2011
by joesususynus July 08, 2021
Best musician ever. Although a talented performer who has been recording for more than 25 years, he is responsible for one of the greatest songs of all time "Shaddap You Face"
What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.
by Tubgirl's Revenge January 27, 2004
by a_Cuppa_Joe August 09, 2009
by Nicole May 24, 2003
"He Joe Horned the phone in the middle of class and had a 5-minute conversation"
"Joe Horn hid a phone then used it as a prop in his touchdown celebration"
"Joe Horn hid a phone then used it as a prop in his touchdown celebration"
by d-Mack April 30, 2004
Defining someone who appears to be somewhat depressed and yet keeps a constant game face on. Usually a hobo or a lush.
Someone described as Troubled Joe, is, well, troubled. Also compare 'Average Joe'.
Someone described as Troubled Joe, is, well, troubled. Also compare 'Average Joe'.
by Troubled Joe October 25, 2006