Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.

cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009

Jump Jam

A program in New Zealand schools in which children dance along to music together as a group as a sort of exercise routine. Usually done in the mornings.

Random person: I just stumbled across an old jump jam song, man it takes me back

by Salty_Bitch April 10, 2020

Jump boom

Being inconsiderate and uncommitted to a relationship w/ a girl and doing the posterized pose in basketball while you’re at it

Why are you jump booming me?!?

by Minionluvrr3000 March 24, 2023

Jumped

To be attacked by surprise. Sometimes by one person and sometimes by multiple people; depending on what region you are from in the US

I got jumped earlier today by Nico

by iamlulin December 8, 2019

That’s jump

Something cool or dope!

I made a 100 on my test! That’s jump!

by photojenic November 14, 2023

Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019