J masta

A chunky lively fella (or girl) that determines whats funny and what's not. the "J" in the J Masta, stands for joke. So it's really a "Joke Masta" but it doesn't sound as fly. The J Masta makes up all the latest jokes but often ends up embarrassing themselves among their peers. There is 1 J Masta per state, but the one in Washington is most definably the most obese and sliest at making dem jokes.

"Did you here the latest joke made by the J Masta?"

by Spiffytapper April 21, 2008

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j-terial

Any material (i.e. situations, pictures, video, thoughts) that will be used for future masturbation

"16 and pregnant" provides the most j-terial of any show.

by metsoa September 18, 2010

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J&S

J&S is an Irish slang expression from Cork, which means Joint and Sex

Person A: Do you have time tonight?
Person B: No, I do J&S with a girl from tinder tonight.

by Irish_slang December 13, 2021

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J. Elizalde

The best man I’ve ever called mine, the only man I ever want to call mine for the rest of forever

Jonathan Elizalde has the biggest heart I’ve ever seen, he’s also the most thoughtful person you’ll ever meet

I’ve never had someone I trust so completely, I’ve never had someone know me so deeply

I love you forever and always x

“Who is that?”

“Obviously that’s Eli”

J. Elizalde

by Yours Forever and Always January 17, 2022

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The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.

I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.

by Snowy11 July 3, 2022

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