A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.
How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.
2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.
3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.
2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.
3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008
Get the Face Cookiemug. That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
by Hey boss November 30, 2016
Get the "Cookie" jarmug. The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".
by rekcil sinep April 13, 2009
Get the top cookiesmug. She's a bitch, this bitch needs to die. She thinks there's a Cookie God, but she's wrong. If you tell her there's no Cookie God she will respond with -_- and crush something you like. She spams rooms on Palringo as much as "Queen of Hell", (search "Queen of Hell" to know more). She's lives the link of a Cookie and if your cock is made out of Cookies, she will want to eat you and make you crumb. She thinks she has a bad accent but it's cute as fuck.
by The Metal King October 20, 2016
Get the Bitch Cookiemug. by I_LOVE_HYDRANGEA March 27, 2022
Get the Hydrangea Cookiemug. Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.
Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!
by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021
Get the Cookie simpmug. by 8M0 October 21, 2020
Get the Thumbprint Cookiemug.