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hipster

The enemy of the emo. The two groups generally hate each other. Emo people will generally try to drown hipsters in the mainstream, while hipsters will put the emos in a circle room so they have no corner to cry in.
"Ugh. It's a hipster." Says the emo girl.

"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.

*war begins*
by emotional emo June 2, 2015
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Hipster

Most likely named Ryan. Someone who is always chirping, drinks out of mason jars, his whole identity is based around skating or surfing because it is "So rad dude. The man can't define me."
Watch me kickflip while drinking out of my mason jar. I'm so hipster!
by TheSurfBroski January 19, 2023
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False Hipster

A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.
"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."
by CjWolfman July 21, 2013
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Hipster noir

A conversational expression usually used to show how hip the speaker is compared to the listener. Should be used in a self-effacing manner. In conjunction the words should sound like 'hipster than you are.'
by Bwandon October 13, 2010
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Hipster

A hipster is someone that always has something negative to say about the things you like, but will never tell you what they like.

A hipster never takes any risks, so as to avoid any potentially embarrassing or awkward moments. And yet they're the first ones to critique your actions, and tell you why you're wrong, what you should have done, followed by a story about how they did it so much better blah blah..
You never have anything positive to say about the movies I watch. Quit being a fucking hipster.
by panicstep June 1, 2018
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Hipsterical

Adj. When an hipster goes hysterical. Or someone who goes hysterical in a hipster way. Or a hipster who goes hipster while being hysterical. Blend the things and ... da-daaaan you've got an hipsterical person
"Stop yelling you hipsterical beatch! I'm trying to forget..."
"Who?"
"Your existence, now gtfo"
by Impooldead June 13, 2016
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Hipster Cutthroat

Someone who was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing diapers, alright...which means before you were born! (You like that, don’t you?)
Even this hipster cutthroat’s eyebrows are black..you see, he had his Aunt put it on...makeup. He was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing...etc.
by I’m Your Huckleberry June 12, 2021
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