half wank

This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.

Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.

by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011

Half As Interesting

The YouTube channel equivalent of "this could have been an email."

A real explanation is that Half As Interesting makes short videos that ask somewhat simple questions about weird topics that are almost always answered very, very concisely after 5 minutes of expositional dawdling. Every single video could be turned into a single Q and A tweet with context below.

by kjoshua December 4, 2021

Half stab

The act of stabbing someone with a vegetable.

The pimp half stabbed a shop keeper with a carrot

by Brit-tastic September 24, 2009

Half Q

Half Quarter

Could you give me a Half Q of weed

by Zala123 March 25, 2019

half-dreaming

That feeling when you are dreaming, but you know you are waking up, so you keep your eyes closed and try to stretch the dream out.

Woman: Hey, it's time to get up. Why are you still laying in bed?
Man: Ah, I was half-dreaming.
Woman: Oh, yeah? What about?
Man: I was talking to Richard Marx about his musical style and how awesome it would be to jam together.

by Fayyt Ignatti December 27, 2016

Half-Boneski

The act of covering a semi-erection to avoid embarrassment, or seeing someone who is already in the process of erecting.

Guy 1: Yo man, check out the Half-Boneski on that guy!
Guy 2: Ya man he's looking right at us!

by Juston Case September 10, 2010

Half a bat

Is used when a charver is going to hit you lightly, not with their full potential.....e.g half a punch.

1)ere' if ya dont shut up ill give ya half a bat.

2) Half a bat ull go down twice

by Hormoaning October 17, 2003