Fist Cum

When one person knuckles another.

James fist cummed Nicole after she called him Big Daddy.

by Gemini2017 April 17, 2017

fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 21, 2021

Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

Bloody Fist Records

Newcastle's (NSW) greatest exports. Founded by DJ Mark Newlands in about 1994, it saw a shit ton of releases, from acts/groups/people/fuckinwhatever like Nasenbluten (Aaron Lubinski (aka Xylocane), Mark Newlands (aka Overcast) and David Melo (aka Disassembler), The Burke brothers (aka Syndicate), Brendon Brooks (aka Epsilon), etc.

Bloody Fist Records closed at 3pm on the 1st of October 2004.

Person 1: "Fuck, how good was Bloody Fist Records?"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, that was a fuckin good label"

by mr.balls. February 24, 2025

sneeze fisting

Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.

The paddle ball team players lined up to get ready for their sneeze fistings.

by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025

Saudi Fist Bump

When you are using a gas pump to refill your vehicle.

People complain about gas prices but they don’t stop doing the Saudi Fist Bump.

by Keasterbunny July 18, 2022

Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.

OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.

by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018