Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.

Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah

by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024

Evan

Weird

Yo, dude! You're so Evan!

by Gc830 October 16, 2019

Evan Hendrickson

The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.

I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?

by trippdiii October 16, 2019

evan kovera

Whiteboy who only dates people in a grade lower than him and fucks his brother on the daily

Don’t be an Evan Kovera

by niggNik Spore October 17, 2019

Evan

An Evan is one of the most sweet and nicest person to be around. With his hazel blue eyes he never seems to make you cry. He will always be there for you when you need him. An Evan makes one of the best boyfriends and girl could ask for, he will give you his hoodies and care about you. He will complement you everyday and send cute good morning and goodnight text. He will write you paragraphs that make you so happy, if you get a Evan in your life keep him forever.

“Evan always seems to make me so happy and feel important”

by Yeet or die October 17, 2019