National Tight Ends Day

National Tight Ends Day is an annual time to celebrate players at the position. There aren’t any formal traditions, per se, but the NFL uses the holiday to highlight tight ends across the league.

National Tight Ends Day is celebrated in the NFL. It's a new holiday.

by I am the motherFing Man October 26, 2022

it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BenSav December 15, 2021

Minecraft Leg Ends

A new minecraft game coming somewhere in the year 2023 where you have to gather resources around a legs end and then fight the poglin invasion on the far northeast. Jeb says it will be the best game to ever exist!

Guy 1: hi, have you played that new brand new game called Minecraft Leg Ends?
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass.

by Fire Axus June 16, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

The Boys ending

My life

Hym "Remember how I said that I knew what the Boys ending would be? It's this. Homelander loses his powers and either works some remedial labor job where he's stopped and mocked by passersby and/or locked up and raped in prison. That's the ending supernatural guy has in mind. I will actually bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT is the exact ending he had in mind! I'm like a fucking seer with this shit, I'm telling ya. Or like a mind-reader! 100% guaranteed THAT is what it was going to be."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024