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A Dustin

A middle aged fuckboy, usually short, fat, white, and drug addict. Loves to play the victim, very versed in the art of lying, stealing and taking no responsibility. Has a micro penis and always trying to talk girls into making a "video" but is only bringing his 30 second "A game" so it ends up being a short gif. Has serious mommy issues to the point that she still runs every aspect of his life. Only watches mommy porn while fucking his cousin and fantasizing about men. Ttys to prove he's str8 by having children with several baby mommas who look more like men than he does. Everything he says is a lie and he is constantly plotting on how to fuck you over cause of his severe jealousy and his complete inferiority complex. His 5'2 stature causes him to date nuckledraggers, nut jobs, mouth breathers, meth whores, and skeletal pill popping drunk 70 year olds who will pay his bills and buy him things. A complete TOOL.
I thought I was dating this great guy but he turned out to be A Dustin!

What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.

My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.
by Karma Bashaw July 30, 2023
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Dingle Durkin

For a man to receive oral stimulation by female or male while clenching fecal matter between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus until finally reaching a climax and releasing the clenched buttocks to reveal a messy brown disaster from within escaping the barrier that once was.
"Hey, will you give me a Dingle Durkin tonight?"
by WeirdWordWizardK October 1, 2023
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Giggle Durkin

A Giggle Durkin is the act of a man receiving oral stimulation, by male or female, as the person giving oral stimulation laughs hysterically while at the base of the penis during oral sex to cause the tonsils to tighten repeatedly therefore forming a tighter barrier and creating a new stimulation more pleasurable for the man receiving it.
"Yo guys! I wanted a regular blowjob but I got a Giggle Durkin instead. I'm so lucky."
by WeirdWordWizardK October 4, 2023
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Bearded Dustin

A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.
“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet”
by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023
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Yuck Ducking

Yuck ducking is a fuck sport, where bitches on YouTube or Facebook vibrate their pussies and QUEEF like a duck quaking! It's high mileage roast beef lipped whit e girl pussy that got tore up by BBC. You will NEVER see a tight pink rose bud ever do that. Women that can do this are known as QUACKWHORES.
Jill is very good at Yuck Ducking NOW, she used to work at Mons Venus and gave lots of naked lap dances to black men with money. Occasionally.... I mean daily she slipped and fell on some BBC and it went right in the hole over and over again. Eventually her little rosebud turned into the high mileage fucked out roast beef pussy. Loose as a Goose! Now with her high milage wore out, stretched out hole she gas found a new call in life. Literally making duck calls with her farting pussy! No one wants her now except the occasional OG. Her money went down so NOW she is making YouTube and Facebook videos of herself YUCK DUCKING to entertain the masses. It's pornography with her clothes on. ATLEAST THIS BITCH HAS A ONLYFANS!
by Quack Whore 69 February 7, 2024
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Nasty Dustin

When a dude sits on the toilet (legs crossed) and pushes his mushroom tip in the water and flushes violently
I was bored waiting on a turd so I gave myself a Nasty Dustin
by Exrtion February 15, 2024
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Ball Dusting

where the person puts on fake eyelashes and flutters the
eyelashes on the balls while giving a blow job
"Karen gave me a ball dusting while giving me a blow job last night."
by xmalenkylizardsx March 12, 2024
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