David Egloff

a portly fellow who loves to drink and occasionally hits his wife.
That dude rocked his wife just like David Egloff.
by David Egloff October 24, 2008
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David Goodenough

This is a character from the french youtube channel Joueur Du Grenier. He is depicted as a man who passes everything off as "good enough" with a shrug.

One use it to personify excessive tendency to put things into perspective (sometimes in a ridiculous or careless way).
Also used for burlesque black humor when one is pointing out good things in dramatic situations.
*Listens to the last Justin Bieber album*
David Goodenough: It's not that bad, he looks good on the album cover !

*A wild fire is burning a forest*
David Goodenough: It doesn't seem THAT dangerous, and it will warm the animals up !
by Yuni Tsukiyama January 13, 2021
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David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards
To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.
by N. Lipstick January 03, 2010
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David Blowie

When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.
“Wow, why does your makeup look like that?”

“Girl, I gave him a David Blowie!”
by _whorewell_ June 19, 2018
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david morado

David...The kind of guy to try and smexy talk the lady’s but all he gets is a smack on the face,even though he sounds bad he is always loyal to his friends.
by Urbanlover69 March 14, 2018
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sir david

He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.
Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!

Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!
by TeheHaha September 20, 2020
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Horny David

The horniest of all david's, primarly found in the wild and likes to prey on unexpected men.
I just saw a Horny David in the forest, watch out guys.
by Bsosvak November 23, 2015
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