A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.
Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.
by Herroguy May 16, 2014
Get the columbus crotch rocketmug. Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
Get the saber-toothed crotch cricketmug. by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009
Get the Saber Tooth Crotch Cricketsmug. What happens when multiple STD's combine in a person, to form a super STD. This super disease melts through the person's crotch, and thier organs dump out through the newly created hole.
by teh Face June 20, 2005
Get the James Bond Crotch Rotmug. The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
Get the Saber-Toothed Crotch Cricketsmug. The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the Prime Minister's trousers were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)
From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)
by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011
Get the RCS, Rumpled Crotch Syndromemug. by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 6, 2004
Get the Old lady crotch fatmug.