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joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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Darren Cross

Darren “not a dick” Cross from the hit Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania, formerly known as Yellowjacket, currently goes by the alias M.O.D.O.K. (Mechanized Organism Designed Only For Killing.)
Person 1: Dude, MODOK is such a dick.
Person 2: EXCUSE ME FINE SIR, DARREN CROSS IS NOT A DICK!
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Double-Crossed

When you are under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, being “crossed”, while also under the influence of caffeine and nicotine.

The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.

The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.

It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.
Jake: I heard you got double-crossed at the party on Saturday.

Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.
by Pouncer400 March 29, 2023
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Inshallah and Cross

Trent's signature move whenever he faces an ounce of pressure on the wing.
"INSHALLAH AND CROSS"

"TRENT DONT"
by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024
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cross swallowing

cross swallowing is when a male ejaculates semen and piss at the same time into a females mouth.
That girl Ashley was cross swallowing last night!
by marcstrokesmith June 8, 2024
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Cross-Lit

Mixing alcohol and marijuana before an important meeting with the intent of maximizing your performance or speaking abilities.
I got cross-lit before therapy last night to make sure those feelings are warmed up.
by [502] KanocAnoc June 27, 2024
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Cross

a ball pass made across the field in the direction of the center, near the opponent's goal.
Cole scored from Beckham's low cross.
by Arminkshipper June 30, 2024
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