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stir the crock

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008
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Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.
A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".
by ajgibbs June 21, 2009
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Watch a crocodile

You: Bye bye

Troll: Watch a crocodile

You: wtf...

Troll:...
by one two three is peeface March 11, 2011
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Getting chased by crocodiles

The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.
After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.
by weeknd@ocean June 10, 2011
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missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.
Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!
by aria.marz November 15, 2016
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upside down crock-pot

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.
by Eloshia July 19, 2017
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Chicken in the crockpot

When you put your balls in someone's mouth as they either hang off the bed or are laying flat.
The other night my wife let me make chicken in the crockpot.
by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017
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